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07-21-2007, 03:13 AM
Ok, so there is a story behind how I started doing this. I work loading trailers for DHL... In side the trailers it is similar to a green house... Where I am it has been about 25-30 degress celcuis (77 - 86 F) Not including the humidity which raises the temps to feel more like 33 - 38 C (91.4 - 100.4 F)
Now add more humidity as I am sweating in the trailer, so my own body heat and added evaporating sweat probably adds at least 3-7 more degrees. Needless to say I go a little loopy and to keep focussed I think of songs.
Here are two such songs and some of the words I have changed to suit F.E.
One is Korns- Word Up, the other is Billy Joel's - We Didn't Start The Fire.
I didn't finish the last one, so maybe someone out there will.
So here they are.
Yo, ya lazy people around the world
Gotta a weird thing to show you
So tell all the boys and girls
Tell your Enforcer, your vistas and your CHOTA too
Were about to go down
and we got some nukes for you.
Wave your guns in the air like you don’t care
Countin’ down to extinction, an’ no one seems to care.
Do your dance, Do your dance
Do your dance quick, BOOM
[Chorus:]
C’mon techs tell me what’s the word
Now, load up
(up up)
Everybody say
When you hear the call you got to get it under way
load up
(up up)
It’s the code word
No matter where you say it
You know that you’ll be heard
Now all you sucker Vista’s
Who think you’re fly
There’s got to be a reason
And we know the reason why
You are tree huggin’ hippies
And act real cool
But you got to realize
That yoga is for fools
If there’s tech, we can use it
Be free to learn
We don’t have the time for anti-technological non-sense
Do your dance, Do your dance
Do your dance quick, BOOM
[Chorus:]
C’mon Tech’s tell me what’s the word
Now, load up
(up up)
Everybody say
When you hear the call you got to get it under way
Load up
(up up)
It’s the code word
No matter where you say it
You know that you’ll be heard
(woo!)
[Bridge:]
Load up
(up up)
Blow CHOTA Away
When you hear the call you got to get it under way
Load up
(up up)
It’s the code word
No matter where you say it
You know that you’ll be heard
Load up
(up up)
Everybody say
When you hear the call you got to get it under way
Load up
(up up)
It’s the code word
No matter where you say it
You know that you’ll be heard
Now to find the instrumental music for the song so someone with talent could record it.
Shiva Virus, Fallen Earth, Grand Canyon, Micro Wave,
Roaming Zombies, Jolly Boys, Joe Monso.
Empty Bunker, Triggers Itch'n, Studebaker, First Person,
tsunami, Souther Asia, Super Tornado
Travelers, H-Bomb, DNA, Scavengin'
RedHand, Snake Eyes and CHOTA Forces on the Rise.
Chorus:
We are Guns for Hire,
Earning from killing,
Since the worlds been burning,
Raise those guns up hire,
No We didn't light it,
But were born to fight it.
Global Tech, Icarus, Shakti and Molitov's
Orson Masters, Alec masters, Elizabeth Price
Ryukan, Wrython, Haruhi, xavdeman
grayclay88 and Randomistic Halo
War Cry, Ten Ton, Virgin Worlds and then some
Vista, Enforcer, Open Plains, Hoover Dam
Wes Platt, Doug Mealy, Dev Teams a big dealy
Lee Hammock, Joshua Vanderwall Donesn't rhyme at all.
Chorus:
We are Guns for Hire,
Earning from killing,
Since the worlds been burning,
Raise those guns up hire,
No We didn't light it,
But were born to fight it.
__________________________________
Ok so I could go on, but I wont. There are however these lines to convert
is anyone is interested in finishing or modifying this to the tune of
We Didn't Start the fire by Billy Joel
Here are the lines after the last chorus I didn't change.
Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"
Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide
Buddy Holly, "Ben-Hur", space monkey, Mafia
hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no go
U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo
CHORUS
Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land"
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs Invasion
"Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson
Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say
CHORUS
Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon, back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Ayatollolah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan
"Wheel of Fortune" , Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller Cola Wars, I can't take it anymore
CHORUS
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...
Now add more humidity as I am sweating in the trailer, so my own body heat and added evaporating sweat probably adds at least 3-7 more degrees. Needless to say I go a little loopy and to keep focussed I think of songs.
Here are two such songs and some of the words I have changed to suit F.E.
One is Korns- Word Up, the other is Billy Joel's - We Didn't Start The Fire.
I didn't finish the last one, so maybe someone out there will.
So here they are.
Yo, ya lazy people around the world
Gotta a weird thing to show you
So tell all the boys and girls
Tell your Enforcer, your vistas and your CHOTA too
Were about to go down
and we got some nukes for you.
Wave your guns in the air like you don’t care
Countin’ down to extinction, an’ no one seems to care.
Do your dance, Do your dance
Do your dance quick, BOOM
[Chorus:]
C’mon techs tell me what’s the word
Now, load up
(up up)
Everybody say
When you hear the call you got to get it under way
load up
(up up)
It’s the code word
No matter where you say it
You know that you’ll be heard
Now all you sucker Vista’s
Who think you’re fly
There’s got to be a reason
And we know the reason why
You are tree huggin’ hippies
And act real cool
But you got to realize
That yoga is for fools
If there’s tech, we can use it
Be free to learn
We don’t have the time for anti-technological non-sense
Do your dance, Do your dance
Do your dance quick, BOOM
[Chorus:]
C’mon Tech’s tell me what’s the word
Now, load up
(up up)
Everybody say
When you hear the call you got to get it under way
Load up
(up up)
It’s the code word
No matter where you say it
You know that you’ll be heard
(woo!)
[Bridge:]
Load up
(up up)
Blow CHOTA Away
When you hear the call you got to get it under way
Load up
(up up)
It’s the code word
No matter where you say it
You know that you’ll be heard
Load up
(up up)
Everybody say
When you hear the call you got to get it under way
Load up
(up up)
It’s the code word
No matter where you say it
You know that you’ll be heard
Now to find the instrumental music for the song so someone with talent could record it.
Shiva Virus, Fallen Earth, Grand Canyon, Micro Wave,
Roaming Zombies, Jolly Boys, Joe Monso.
Empty Bunker, Triggers Itch'n, Studebaker, First Person,
tsunami, Souther Asia, Super Tornado
Travelers, H-Bomb, DNA, Scavengin'
RedHand, Snake Eyes and CHOTA Forces on the Rise.
Chorus:
We are Guns for Hire,
Earning from killing,
Since the worlds been burning,
Raise those guns up hire,
No We didn't light it,
But were born to fight it.
Global Tech, Icarus, Shakti and Molitov's
Orson Masters, Alec masters, Elizabeth Price
Ryukan, Wrython, Haruhi, xavdeman
grayclay88 and Randomistic Halo
War Cry, Ten Ton, Virgin Worlds and then some
Vista, Enforcer, Open Plains, Hoover Dam
Wes Platt, Doug Mealy, Dev Teams a big dealy
Lee Hammock, Joshua Vanderwall Donesn't rhyme at all.
Chorus:
We are Guns for Hire,
Earning from killing,
Since the worlds been burning,
Raise those guns up hire,
No We didn't light it,
But were born to fight it.
__________________________________
Ok so I could go on, but I wont. There are however these lines to convert
is anyone is interested in finishing or modifying this to the tune of
We Didn't Start the fire by Billy Joel
Here are the lines after the last chorus I didn't change.
Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"
Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide
Buddy Holly, "Ben-Hur", space monkey, Mafia
hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no go
U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo
CHORUS
Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land"
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs Invasion
"Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson
Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say
CHORUS
Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon, back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Ayatollolah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan
"Wheel of Fortune" , Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller Cola Wars, I can't take it anymore
CHORUS
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...